Some More Good Ones

"Just like Saddam"
-Justin in his Scooby Dew Movie

"Well I believe everything but Turkmenistan. That's not a country."
-Chantelle and Tyler after hearing about your job.... heh

"Marriage is like death... you never know who's next."
-Maddie

"A Fly on the Wall!"
*maniacle laughter*
"If I was invisible..."
-You and me talking REALLY late at night

"Look at those ducks"
*long conversation about ducks*
5 minutes later
"Look at those ducks"
"Thank you... Captain Slow Reaction"
--- My Dad being slow, and Jordan being witty?

"So do you guys just like go rock climbing and hiking everyday?"
"....Uh...no... not really...."
-Erin again

Kelli: Want to know what a good multitasker I am?
Sadie: Sure!
Kelli: I am writing an email, doing my math, talking to you, listening to the Jonas Brothers, and reading wikipedia all at the same time.
Sadie: WOW.
Kelli: Granted with so many things something is bound to get shortchanged. And of course....
Both: Math

"One of the beautiful things about Christmas is you can buy pretty much any embarrassing thing, and people will probably just think your getting it for someone else."
Me because we want to Bonus Jonas

~~~An excerpt from our most recent IM conversation~~~
Sadie says:
Do you think I would get a good severance pay if I was hospitalized for boredom?
KeLL says:
probably not
KeLL says:
but go for it and we will find out
KeLL says:
at least if you are at the hospital we can work on the quiet book
Sadie says:
YEAH!
Sadie says:
Cool lets get hospitalized together.
KeLL says:
ok i'll...slip on the ice and get a sever concussion
KeLL says:
actually no something else i don't want amnesia
Sadie says:
True. You won't to be in good shape for our "Hospital Adventure" ( I think this is season 5 episode 3 of our awesome TV show)
KeLL says:
yeah
Sadie says:
Haha if you are ever in the hospital I hope I get to be in the hospital bed next to you. It seems like we could turn it into something fun.
KeLL says:
maybe a car wreck... you know driving in the ice snow can be dangerous and then i would have a wheel chair
Sadie says:
Giving us copious amounts of free time has proven interesting....
Sadie says:
We could race!
KeLL says:
true that
Sadie says:
Wheelchair races, and we could just be crazy, and the nurses would think we were hilarious.
KeLL says:
and play chicken
Sadie says:
YEAH! And jump on our beds
KeLL says:
and ram each other
Sadie says:
And sword fight with our sugar stand things
KeLL says:
i probably cant jump if i need a wheel chair
KeLL says:
but i can repeatedly call the nurses which would be convenient
Sadie says:
And then when they leave we wait five minutes, and call them back And the cycle just keeps going and going... heh heh heh
KeLL says:
yeah!
Sadie says:
And then we have that cable tv and people visiting us are forced to watch Saddle Club
KeLL says:
and we could refuse to eat nasty hospital food
KeLL says:
yeah! And we could make your fam let us have the game cube
Sadie says:
Yeah! They don't need it anyways.
KeLL says:
and when your dad raced us in wave race we could laugh in his face because he couldn't even beat hospitalized people
Sadie says:
HAHAHA!!!! And we would be so good, because we would just have all day to practice.
Sadie says:
I'm pretty sure normal people don't wish they could be hospitalized.....
KeLL says:
yeah well ...... maybe normal people are boring and unimaginative
Sadie says:
Probably so