Shy guy says... AXED

Nothing Really....

I actually have nothing to write about right now, but I am pretty bored and I was on here. Plus I've been a little slow on my posting lots lately. Here's just some random things that happened today.

• Zach got his new guitar. It is pretty awesome. I mean it's red, shiny and new, but he totally still owes me $30.
• I had an important realization. Ice cream is way better in cone form. Why would you ever order the bowel when you could have a cone?
• Kiera STILL talks to the dingo. Can you even believe it? I guess you probably can, but gosh I thought moving across the country would have some sort of impact. Apparently not.
• 8 days until SPRING BREAK!!!! Can you believe it's that close? I was sort under the impression that it was forever away. Not the case!
• 63 Days until SUMMER. Which seems like a lot, but it's not. That's like 2 months and a day or something. Not to mention weekends and Spring Break. Plus it might even be sooner depending on how finals week works out. Can't wait.... sort of....
• I went horseback riding.... it is very muddy...

Listening to: Sadie- Alkaline Trio (which makes me feel kind of self obsessed or something, but I actually like that song, and I don't think it's because it's called Sadie. It's not like it very complimentary "your on your own my little nightmare" I mean I would hope no one's said that about me.)

Quote of the day: (In honor of your day) Kelli: I want to be a ballerina! *attempts twirl, but falls on face*

An unfortunate end to a rather impressive streak

I hate glasses. I hated them ever since I got them. I remember crying and crying when i had to get them and looking back my eyesight was way way better then. I got them in 5th grade. And I couldn't see the board very good and my teacher used colored chalk making it even more difficult. SO my mom got me some and I would wear them only if I had to. By 6th grade I had succeeded in getting contacts. Ahh what a relief I don't really know why I hate glasses. I just do. Some people even like the way I look in glasses. I do not belong to this category. Anyways yesterday evening after I got back to school, I rubbed my eye and my contact fell out. I searched all over for it but to no avail. I overturned my room looking for a new one. No dice. So I resignedly put on my glasses. This is the first day in SEVEN YEARS that I wore glasses to school. I didn't wear them once all through high school. I have not worn contacts for day before but you can't really do that in school. so here is documentation. the only two pictures that are even in existence of me wearing them. AHHH

P.S. I am slowly refiguring out photoshop. awesome job me.

how can they look so different then they sound?

I was thinking about about bands. and boys in bands. boys in bands have a tendancy to be reallyunatractive I say. Like yeah there are totally some way attractive ones but it always happens that you like hear a song and are like whoa that guy sounds hot... but then you look them are and are like WHOA!!! some examples


Lead singer from plain white tees. every one hears Hey There Delilah and is like who he sounds hot. my roommate did not belive that this was the mad that sung this song until we showed her like the website and everything. however I do think it is awesome that he took the real Delilah to the grammys with him. Like whoever sings that song should be so so attractive... WRONG! also this MV is so boring


Another great example is the lead singer from boys like girls... Martin. He sounds like way attractive and funny and sometimes he is better looking then other times. It doesnt help that he Always wears belly shirts. Sadie says he looks like a panda. I would say occasionally this is true. but I still have to always remind myself that he is not so attractive. the most attractive member of this band is probably the blonde bass? player. and his hair is a little long. even in this MV it is a little confusing as to whether martin is really wierd looking or atractive



Cute is what we aim for is another band like this. except for its mostly just the lead singer who is so wierd looking. and his mouth is like HUGE and crooked. watch this MV to observe this. all the people in this band are a little creepy and aHHH the lead singer paints his finger nails. They all look a little more normal in this mv, but watch the lead singers wierd dance moves. I say he stole them from paramores girl also since you know I love spoof MV's watch this one. Its not really way funny but that guys fro is hilarious.

The Lead singer from All american Rejects is an interesting case (guy in the yellow shirt in <--that picture). Like maybe he is attractive but his eyes are creepy. Also... This whole band is like way lurpy. It's like they are all anorexic together. check out lead singers jutting cheek bones. but at least he finally cut his hair.. what a relief to view old hiar view this MV










Jimmy Eat World Isnt as unnatractive as some of them but they are not at all what I would expect them to be And they are actuall getting really old. I Love that people are alway freaking out about them retiring. but they sound really young and it seems like they should look different.



Oh my I almost forgot Motion City Soundtrack. how could I?? I have No idea. I mean really. Check it out... Every single one of them is absolutley wierd looking. and what is up with the lead singer's (in the red) hair? but there songs always reall amuse me.

Well this should probably end now its longer then I thought it would be... apparently I have alot of thoughts and I could probably even maek it longer. And I Realize that alot of people probably think the people I think are wierd are actually attractive. thats just the way it is

eBayin'

Well since we were talking about the eBay money wasters that we have at our house I thought I would make a little list of the worst offenders.

• The telescope. While this is cool and everything it just never gets used so it seems pretty pointless. I mean I really think we only used it once. Maybe it will get pulled out tonight..... maybe


• The Sidekicks (2). Actually one was not a waste. It came with a ringtone (and actually it was stuck on that one ringtone) "Mr. P-I-M-P you have a message on line 1" I will never forget when that went off in church. I don't know that I have ever seen my Dad blush so badly


• That eBay game. I've never played it. Have you? I think Zach did once.


• We have 12 tickets to some Jazz game. My Dad is taking the scouts, but we still have extra. Oh well I guess I get to go. I'm down.


• Sydnie's horse showing shirt. It's so cute, and it wasn't that expensive, but still.... never been used

P.S. I feel bad for that guy. Not only did he get pulled over he got laughed at and then the story was spread on the internet. :D

Wow, that really makes my day

I don't know that this is really something people know about me but I have a bit of an obsession with people getting pulled over. I am terrified of it happening to me and there are alot of funny stories that could be inserted about that, but I prefer not to tell them and this post is not really about that. So just know that being pulled over is like a deep fear of mine. So I was driving to work today and was on just one of the logan neighborhood roads speed limit: 25 mph , now I was a bit late so I was probably going about 30 mph. Suddenly this guy in some nice tricked out car just ZOOMS past me and I think to my self wow I hope he gets a ticket. So I drive about 1 second more and this police car peals out of the church parking lot. For a milisecond I am concerned that I have done something wrong and then I realize YES, he is totally going after that speeding guy!! I have ALWAYS wanted to see this happen to someone... I dont really know why, Its a little evil of me but really, what a sucker.

No wonder teachers sometimes have that twitch...

Today at the elementary school I was in the faculty room getting a puppet show ready. I was walking around and noticed that there is a garbage can specifically for pop cans. (Way to save the world school!) So anyways I take peek at the contents because I am curious by nature. I did not expect to see what I saw. That garbage can was nearly full of soda cans. And these aren’t just like the weak sauce mini cans oh no, they are big enough that I could totally hide inside. Teachers drink ALOT of soda. I mean the day was barely half over, and it's not like the janitor doesn’t take out the garbage everyday. In Elementary our 5th grade teacher was ADDICTED to Diet Coke (a popular choice by the looks of that can). Like intensely addicted. I would bet 3 cans a day... at least. Anyways one time these boys accidentally knocked over her can. And she CRIED! It was so amazing...

Types of Love

In honor of Valentines Day here are some types of love and some songs that go with them. This would be longer, but really we are sick of this and want to go do something awesome instead.

Best Friend Boy:
Just Friends- Jonas Brothers
Best Friends- Toy Box
Day Late Friend- Anberlin
Mary's Song- Taylor Swift
Best Friend Boy List

Love/Hate:
I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace

Opposites Attract

Unrequited:
Tear Drops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift
Just The Girl- Click Five
Still In Love With You- Jonas Brothers

Post-Love:
Miserable At Best- May Day Parade
Hate (I really don't like you)- Plain White T's
Red High Heels- Kellie Pickler
Picture To Burn- Taylor Swift
Move On- Jonas Brothers

Stalkerish:
What I Go To School For- Jonas Brothers

Valentines boy

SO my Roommate was telling me about this hilarious boy who was really struggling with some valentines code of ethics. The conversation goes as follows

Valentines boy- What's up with Valentines?
Girls- huh?
VB- I was thinking you know who girls always like tell each other happy valentines and give each other presents?
Girls- Yeah
VB- Well, are boys supposed to get each other stuff?
Girls- uhhhh
VB- or are you just supposed to be like 'Hey man, Happy valentines'? But then some people might think you are like gay because your celebrating valentines.
Girls-uhhh
VB- but I just don't want to seem rude, you know?? Like, what if people expect me to say it and I don't?

So obviously this guy was pretty confused... and Actually I don't have the answer to his question but I do think it is pretty hilarious.

♥♥♥HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!♥♥♥

Valentines Day is awesome. We really love it. It's awesome because some random person just decided to make it a holiday because some saint loved to love. Since we love Valentines Day so much we are going to post like ten times. Also we are extra physched because it's SLEEPOVER time! WAHOO! Check out our extra awesome Valentines Day playlist available for your listening pleasure for a limited time only.

SPRING BREAK

Alright SO we have talked some about spring break and I have been thinking about it so here is a list of some possibilities.

San Francisco
Price- 252 for hotels, flights and museme passes + food souviners ect.
About- USU art Guild (heh WOW) is Going to San Fran. People can go with them. It could be amusing becuae lets face it artists are Crazy and Also we would be in California and we would get to ride on a plane!
Time geting there- 2ish hours
Distance- 758.33 Miles

St. George
Price- Gas would be like 150 ish? plus food and places to stay
About- St george has good shopping I think and we can always Visit my awesome cousin who can give us lots more fun ideas. this is cool cause its like a road trip and we always talk about those. we can day trip to vegas even though Vegas is sortof gross... ok alot gross but the shopping is good Also the Arizona border is only a stones throw away. Woot
Time getting there- what like 4 hours? plus random stops
Distance- 326.40 Miles

Arizona
Price-Gas would depend on how far into arizona we went... at least 300 dollars i would guess plus places to stay and food and everything
About- what isnt great about Arizona? lol we could visit the filthy five playground. thats a rela treat. and some of rout 66 is in AZ

other possible destinations:
Seattle- my mom isnt huge on this... the whole its a big city and so far yadda yadda Also chantelle will be there.
LA-we might be able to stay at my cousins house the problem is I am probably bad at getting to california.
Day trips- like to park city and Salt lake city... these wouldn't be as fun as road tripping somewhere

Hannah Montana Mania

Last night I slept over at Derek's, because their flight left at 3:30 in the morning. Then I got Zoe ready for school. It was pretty fun. We got up extra early for some reason so we had a ton of time left over. Zoe loves Hannah Montana (She even has Hannah Montanna valentines) So we watched Hannah Montana while playing Hannah Montana Uno, and then while we ate breakfast we listened to "We Got The Party With Us" off my laptop. The world is obsessed with Hannah Montana. Have you seen the Hannah Montana section at Walmart? It's insane. Hannah clothing, frames for your glasses, party supplies, gameboy games, CD's, Books, Videos, Bedspreads, more stuff... Nothing is cool unless it has Hannah Montana on it. My ceral box, Extreme Home Makeover, Danimals yogurt, Walmart... the list goes on.

Things to Look Forward To:
Today: It's National Pancake Day! Everyone go to IHOP or throw a pancake party.
Tomorrow: ♥VALENTINES DAY♥ (The joint post tomorrow will be AWESOME)
Febuary 15th: This is the REAL Single Awareness Day.
Febuary 18th: Presidents Day, and holidays that don't require effort and get you off school are some of the best kinds.

Song I'm Obsessed With: The Best In Me: Sherwood (espeically the part about California)

I ♥ NY

I love New Yorkers.

Be mine

My roomate F asked me and my other Roomate C. to make Valentines to send to her missionaries companion. She didn't want him to feel left outincase he didn't have some nice girl back home sending him stuff to. SO I begrudgingly agreed while C enthusiastically Agreed. C got out all her wall paper samples (because she is an interior Design major) and we set to work. They Started pulling out all the nice valentines-y colors and I sat and waited for inspiration...
I thought the wire was an exspecially nice touch. I hope he loves it.

Livin' it up at IKEA

Derek came over last night and he was showing this to us. Some crazy guy who asked if he could live in IKEA for a week while his apartment got fumigated. I don't really know why they let him... free publicity or something I guess, but he's is the weirdest adult ever.

Happy Chinese New Year!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

I love Chinese New Year. For a couple of really good reasons. It's 100x easier to convince people to have Chinese for lunch/dinner. You have a good excuse eat with chopsticks. You can randomly do fireworks, and people will be like, ''whats with the fire works?" It's Chinese New Year! And You can make paper lanterns.

Fun Chinese New Year Activities:

http://www.psychicguild.com/horoscopes_chinese.php?cYear=snake

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/chinesenewyear/lantern/

http://kristinasepulveda.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/international_fireworks_2_b.jpg

Your Fortune Is

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

http://www.blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/">The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

I heart cynics

http://movies.msn.com/new-on-dvd/feature-article/?news=298766

I haven't actually seen alot of these movies but I love that someone wrote an article about it. I that doesn't mean though that I don't think the author is a generally bitter person and probably had some terrible heartbreak or whatever. I also bet she sits at home with her 7 cats and watches romantic comedies even though she hates them. However I do agree with her on some points...

I Hate While You Were Sleeping. It is creepy, I mean really are you so obsessed that you feel the need to say that you are someone in a comas fiance?? And while you are at it why dont you Just fall in love with someone else. however, I do love the newspaper boy faling over.

I also Generally dislike Dislike Dirty Dancing. I haven't seen it all but I do think its wierd. and I dont think people should be called Baby. ew

I have always thought pretty women was retarded... partly becuase I am not huge on richard gere. Also some wealthy guy falling for a prostitute... I dont see it that much.

but I actually love You've Got Mail... and I shouldn't but I totally enjoy all their encounters. and the little boy spelling FOX in the store...

Ugliest Disney Villians and One Prince

1. The Governor from Pocahontas... facial hair and a large nose.
2. Ursella: I suppose she is at a disadvantage since she in an octopus, but still...
3. I don't actually know who this is or what movie she is from, but I found her picture on my google image search, and I felt like she deserved a spot.
4. I guess this is the guy from Home On The Range which I have never seen, but he sort of looks like a human version of a baboon.
5. Jafar.: What is up with his upper lip?
6. Cruella Devil: Talk about the worst die job ever, not to mention a severe case of aneorxia.
7. Captian Hook: Again with the facial hair and large nose.
8. Hades: Yellow eyes, freakishly long chin, and blue hair...
9. Esma: ''Scary beyond all reason''
10. The Beast: I realize he doesn't look that bad next to all these other people, but really he is the ugliest prince, I mean if you compared him to say Prince Phillip... doesn't even come close.
11. The Stepmother: Mostly her facial expression is ugly, oh yeah, and that grey beehive stuck on her head.
12. Shun-yu: Yellow eyes just aren't really my favorite, and talk about a receding hair line.

Youtube Users

A while ago you made a little tribute to youtube, and I am going to add to it. Because youtube is hilarious not just because of the movies on it, but because the people who comment are so rediculous sometimes. Here's some good youtube user quotes.

claireo579: y do people leave if there just gonna be misarable if your having a prob with a bf/gf dont just brake up with them cause then all its gonna leave u with is all the momories!!!!!! believe me give them a chance
someboy33: What if they left you and hooked up with your mom HUH!? THEN WHAT!?

naturefreak: ok not be rude or anything, but people on here are so weird. I mean if you read these comments you would think 98% of youtube users bf/gf died or a drug overdose or a drive by shooting. Why do people just get on here and pour out all their probs? The internet can be so interesting...

Prisillya: this mv (Honestly by:Cartel) totally exemplifies our generation (hopefully your spelling doesn't)

Cadegoestocollege: You know what I really really hate? Cinnemon gum. I don't want my gum to be spicy. I don't want a mexican fiesta in my mouth. It burns. I don't like it. (good to know)


Things That Never Fail to Make Me Laugh

• Remembering being chased by that wolf


• Imagining people I know doing Ballet or wearing UPS outfits


• Remembering that one day Kyle Berg was emo for a class assignment


• The fact that my Mom was just teaching my Dad how to digiscrap. heh


• Us being crazy about that silly concert


• When I remember that one random kid in high school that ran everywhere he went.


• People falling or tripping. Sometimes it so hard for me to check if they are ok first.


• Jordan's Star Profile


• That hilarious picture of Sarah jumping in the air. Oh man! That one never gets old. If we ever make Sarah a star profile we should definitely make that her spotlight photo.


• Remembering that one time when I was jumping on Jokkar bareback, and I accidently fell off the other side and landed on my head.


• The Fake Hannah Montanna

P.S. Excellent idea Aliese!

Things I can barely tolerate

This Is mostly just stuff I generally hate... I dont really know why I made it up. I am just constantly making Lists in my head and this one managed to stay around long enough for me to type up. It just came to me so I thought. 'Meh. Let the readers know my dislikes!'

Singers: John Mayer, Dido, James Blunt
Colors: Gold, That yellowish off white…, Olive green, Rust,
Foods: Mushrooms, Shrimp, Olives
Places: Nebraska, The coffee Isle
Noises: Squealing tires, The sound a record makes right when its getting on track,
Scents: Coffee, Pastrami, Mushrooms, Fettuccine Alfredo,
Questions: What's something unique about you, What do you want to be when you grow up,
Phrases: Actually Saying LOL, Groovy, Hawt, Luv, Woot woot. (I can take one… not both.)
Other: Being in wet Clothing, People poking me in the sides