obsessed

So now I am in love with that stupid yet hilarious new york thing and I jsut laughed for like 5 minuted about this one... imagin the akwardity...

Guy #1: Okay, so this news I have to tell you...
Guy #2: Yeah...
Guy #1: You're the first one I'm telling, so don't mention this to anyone yet -- I wanna be the one to break the news to everyone. It's big. And I don't want this to change anything between us or the guys -- I'm still the same James*. But it just feels right... I feel like it's time.
Guy #2, looking very uncomfortable: Uh, dude...
Guy #1: I know, you're gonna tell me I'm crazy. But I've actually been thinking about it for a long time [pulls velvet box out of jacket and opens it to reveal huge diamond ring].
Guy #2: Whoa, bro...
Guy #1: Dude... I'm gonna ask Danielle to marry me.
Guy #2: Oh, oh my gosh. Dude, that's awesome -- that's really great! Wonderful! I'm so happy for you!
Guy #1, accepting huge hug from
guy #2: Wow, dude, you're really happy about this.
Guy #2: Bro, you have no idea what I thought you were gonna say.
--Park bench, Central Park

Overheard by: Highlight of my day

that would totally be the highlight of my day... like hands down no matter what else happened

ALso I like the ones where random people join the conversation

Girl #1, about raffia ribbon: But the other place is like a dollar for three yards, so even if I don't want a hundred yards, I'd probably buy ten of those, so it would be ten dollars plus shipping, meaning I'd spend about the same but only have thirty yards instead of a hundred. So even though I don't need that many yards, I'd rather buy the hundred-yard spool just because it's so much better a deal. But who needs a hundred yards of raffia ribbon?!
Girl #2: Is there anything else you can do with it?
Random guy: There's so much you can do with raffia ribbon! You can wrap presents, do scrapbooking...! There are a million things!

heh heh I wish I could be the random person to say stuff like that